THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD


–I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

–I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

–CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

–If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

–Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

–McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

–Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

–A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

–Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

–Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

–The Mafia is laying off judges.

–Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

–Congress says they are looking into this Bernie Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50-Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5-Trillion disappear!

–And, finally… the best for last

–Last night, I became so depressed thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Israel, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!

Please check out the brand new book detailing Israel’s deliberate attack on the USS LIBERTY here

  1. #1 by Joe Cortina on January 23, 2010 - 8:57 pm

    Thanks for the humor – I was wondering if i could ever laugh again with so much bad shit happening.

    Speaking of humor in bad times –

    Do you know the diffeence between Jews and Pizzas?

    JC

  2. #2 by The Prodigal Son on January 23, 2010 - 11:39 pm

    That’s funny – but it’s not funny, you know?

    Where I live, a good loaf of bread (not white) costs $5.00 now. Likewise a gallon of milk is about the same (or more).

    A guy I worked w/ dropped a 12′ long 8×10″ wooden beam on me from a height of oh about 10′ & broke my thumb on a construction job and the hospital wouldn’t admit me because I didn’t have a Healthcare card for the province I live in.

    Healthcare wants me to backpay for all the years I’ve been here which totals approx $700.00. even though healthcare is SUPPOSED to be FREE to all Canadian citizens. I told the lady at emegency, “I live in Canada – I was born here… I’m a citizen and Canadians have free health care.”

    She told me we live in a Socialist country now – don’ I know? Hmmm. They told me I would have to pay $900.00 up front just to get an X-ray done. I told them politely to stick it. I told them that Tommy Douglas (the man who secured the right to free healthcare for all in all of Canada) was rolling in his grave.

    When did this province become Communist? Worker’s Compensation won’t pay for the doctor’s visit… they will only reimburse me later (maybe – IF I’m approved).

    The company I work for laid me off the next day (which is – supposedly not allowed through Worker’s Compensation cases), and Employment Insurance has turned me down. (even though I have paid into it for the past year, indeed I have paid into it my entire life as a taxpayer).

    They do not seem to care how hard it is to work with a broken thumb (on your dominant hand).

    Don’t get me wrong… this is not some ‘Woe is Me’ sob story. I’ll be fine. It’s just a snapshot of my area, and how much the country of my birth has changed under Zionist control.

    We (North America) are Germany before WWII. Everthing is virtually the same now – here, as it was there – then.

    All of these ‘Dollars For Gold’ adverts promising fair prices – all in collusion w/ each other to keep prices as low as possible. But the truth is they undervalue everything and many times – even if you don’t accept their low offer because your family is hungry… they refuse to send back the gold for free (like they said they would) because your gold – they will tell you: is in fact FAKE (when you KNOW that it’s real).

    Then they won’t send it back at their cost like they said they would in the ad… it becomes (legally) your cost. And of course it must be insured. So many times they just keep it.

    Before WWII, the poor starving Germans too had syndicates of ‘benefactors’ buying up all of their gold so they could feed their families as well.

    They’re coming to take me away! HA HA! They’re coming to take me away! HO HO, HEE HEE, HA HA…

    I pray for them.

  3. #3 by Bill in Ohio on January 23, 2010 - 11:58 pm

    Eat The Rich

  4. #4 by restinpieces on January 24, 2010 - 12:09 am

    The economy is so bad the ‘Bloods’ and the ‘Crips’ are car-pooling!

  5. #5 by Sean on January 24, 2010 - 3:11 am

    First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;

    Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;

    Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;

    Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out.

    You’ve got to laugh because NOW it’s the Commie Jews coming for us.
    I think it’s time to speak out don’t you. If enough people say “I’m not going to take it anymore”, what could they do about it.

    They are few and we are many. Wake up.

  6. #6 by Sean on January 24, 2010 - 3:12 am

    First they came for the communists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a communist;

    Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist;

    Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew;

    Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak out.

    You’ve got to laugh because NOW it’s the Commie Jews coming for us.
    I think it’s time to speak out don’t you. If enough people say “I’m not going to take it anymore”, what could they do about it.

    They are few and we are many. Wake up people.

  7. #7 by imp on January 24, 2010 - 9:13 pm

    >>I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Israel, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!

    When I called the Israeli suicide lifeline, they asked for my blood type.

  8. #8 by Robert on January 24, 2010 - 9:31 pm

    This was a great way to break the monotony of the grind going on in this nation. It’s so easy to smile at the humor but the majority will just this subtle note of desperation as “Oh thats nice” and move on.

    How do you warn the blind of the darkness coming when they have never seen the light to begin with?

  9. #9 by paul revere II on January 24, 2010 - 10:36 pm

    It’s easy people- NO INCUMBENTS ANYMORE with the exception of Ron Paul or someone of his ilk.

    NO MSM candidates any candidate push by FOX,CNN,MSNBC it’s that simple.

    Debra Medina of Texas is a good example.

    We need real leaders

    Lets do what we can.

  10. #10 by Holocaust Gaza on January 24, 2010 - 11:16 pm

    @Akira – Get your brain checked!

  11. #11 by Bonnie on January 25, 2010 - 1:17 am

    SEAN: That stupid retard, bleeding heart Noemuller’s crappy saying- has been extolled for decades!

    But it was ALWAYS the Commie jews, the communist in Germany WERE jews. And the Germans knew it. Churchill knew it. FDR knew it -both were hand in glove with Stalin.

    Seeing, even before Hitler, the wide swathe of slaughter (50-100 MILLION) BY Communists in Russia. In other words, the jews and the communists were one and the same at the time of Hitler.

  12. #12 by Mihail on January 25, 2010 - 1:40 am

    The Jewish people(CONVERTED KHAZARS FROM THE SYNAGOGUE OF SATAN,FAKE JEWS;REVELATION 2:9,,3:9) as a whole will become its own Messiah. It will attain world dominion by the dissolution of other races, by the abolition of frontiers, the annihilation of monarchy and by the establishment of a world republic in which the Jews will everywhere exercise the privilege of citizenship.

    In this New World Order the children of Israel will furnish all the leaders without encountering opposition. The Governments of the different peoples forming the world republic will fall without difficulty into the hands of the Jews. It will then be possible for the Jewish rulers to abolish private property and everywhere to make use of the resources of the state. Thus will the promise of the Talmud be fulfilled, in which is said that when the Messianic time is come, the Jews will have all the property of the whole world in their hands.”

    — Baruch Levy, Letter to Karl Marx, ‘La Revue de Paris’, p.574, June 1, 1928

  13. #13 by Dalton on January 25, 2010 - 5:22 am

    I am also suicidal about the truth 9-11 truth.
    The problems in the world are caused by God´s Chosen People. Take a guess who they are.

  14. #14 by Tom Dennen on January 25, 2010 - 6:00 am

    SOME NOTES ON THE HISTORY OF MONEY

    Most of this is probably deliberately offered if one just looks around a bit, so people like me can pretend we have connected some dots.

    And there is also nothing here about the role of Switzerland in the years under scrutiny.

    Tom Dennen, author of ‘Grand Theft, Planet or Heidi’s Free Bar & Grill’ – (free on the Internet).

    “Apocalypse” is a Greek word meaning “the lifting of the veil between you and God,” (or Knowledge or Reality).

    “The modern banking system manufactures money out of nothing. The process is perhaps the most astounding piece of sleight of hand that was ever invented. Banking was conceived in inequity and born in sin . . . . Bankers own the earth. Take it away from them but leave them the power to create money, and, with a flick of a pen, they will create enough money to buy it back again. . . . Take this great power away from them and all great fortunes like mine will disappear, for then this would be a better and happier world to live in. . . . But, if you want to continue to be the slaves of bankers and pay the cost of your own slavery, then let bankers continue to create money and control credit. ” – Sir Josiah Stamp, director of the Bank of England and the second richest man in Britain in the 1920s, speaking at the University of Texas in 1927.

    “In a dark time, the eye begins to see,” Theodore Roethke.

    CAPITALISM IS A SYSTEM THROUGH WHICH WEALTH IS REGULARLY TRANSFERED (STOLEN) FROM THOSE WHO CREATE IT TO THOSE WHO ARE ALREADY WEALTHY, WHILE THOSE WHO CREATE IT ARE KEPT UNAWARE OF THE THEFT.

    “All wealth is created by work.” – Adam Smith.

    It’s becoming clear to many more people every day how the ‘matrix’ – the system – works, and how the Internet is the leaky bucket out of which the truth (Apocalypse) is flying and the leaks are hopefully out of control.

    Since the early goldsmiths discovered fractional (reserve) banking, (created money out of thin air) and introduced predatory lending, they have been thrown out of every courntry they set up in, after which those countries returned to resource-based economies and went through several decades of economic recovery.

    Until the sixteenth century, in Holland.

    Then and there, when the goldsmiths were discovered plying their usurious debt / lending system, the already wealthy government and merchant classes simply joined them in the first full “collusion among corporatocracy, authoritarian government, controlled media and education.” – Fascism. (Global Research).

    Add bankers to that conspiracy and you have the recipe for the last three hundred years of fiscal theft through market manipulation by ‘The Establishment’, The ‘Elite’, the ‘Illuminati’ or the “Rothschild Family’, take your pick, but once government was in on the scam, the wealth that the lower and middle classes created by work was harvested every fifty years or so.

    Holland was, I believe, the site of the first experiment in money market manipulation by this collusion of classes.

    ‘Tulip Mania’ is regarded as seriously silly season stuff among some debunkers, but which today is also a generic for an ‘out-of-control’ Bull Market.

    The thing is, it was for keeps.

    ‘Tulip Mania’ is a controlled boom situation; controlled by those who run the Great Wealth Shift every generation, starting with the South Sea Bubble crash in 1720.

    This set of conclusions is largely gathered from a monetary history according to James Dale Davidson and William Rees-Mogg: Every fifty years or so since the South Sea Crash, financial markets have peaked – and exactly nine years later, crashed – followed by a depression during which, bracketed by expensive wars, vast amounts of properties have been foreclosed and the ‘masters’ transfered huge amounts of the wealth accumulated by the working class – “all wealth is created by work” (Adam Smith) – who were left to starve.

    Just like today.

    THE SHIFT IN WORLD ECONOMIC PREDOMINANCE

    “All long-term credit cycles end with asset crashes in the markets of the leading economy. Measuring from crash to crash the dates of the modern credit cycles are as follows:”(starting with the South Sea Bubble)

    Span Duration

    1720 – 1772 52 years
    1772 – 1825 53 years
    1825 – 1873 48 years
    1873 – 1929 56 years
    1929 – 1990 61 years

    “The crashes and resulting depressions appear to be less intense and traumatic when the end of the cycle does not coincide with a shift in world economic predominance.” – The Great Reckoning, James Dale Davidson & William Rees-Mogg, 1993.

    Recent benchmarks are Common Cause:

    1907 Financial Panic
    1913 The privately-owned American Federal Reserve (FED) System Created
    1929 The Great Depression – Nice work, FED
    1933 Theodore Roosevelt’s Executive Order 6102 outlaws owning gold
    1934 Gold Reserve Act freezes gold at $35 per ounce
    1971 United States abandons gold standard
    1974 U.S. citizens allowed to own gold
    2009 Gold exceeds $1100 per ounce

    The depression following the 1990 crash is fully upon us and the consequences are global because we are in the middle of the biggest shift in world economic predominance.
    We will not see the end of it for a long while – all we will see are futile reports of the transfer of huge amounts of money to the banking cartels and hear their stories of ‘green shoots’ and ‘recovery’.
    Until people are back to work there is no recovery.
    The essence of fiscal control is not race, religion or nationality but just a passion for control over other humans.

    SOVEREIGN MONEY

    Both Lincoln and Kennedy were assassinated after introducing sovereign currencies, which were quickly removed from circulation after the killings.

    What happened to Schwartzenegger’s IOUs? They were de facto sovereign currency paid back on maturity by the state at a 3.75% interest.

    (It took the entire western world including Russia, incidentally, to crush Hitler who had also introduced sovereign money against the web of banking debt).

    When the directors of the Bank of England asked what was responsible for the booming economy of the young American colonies, Benjamin Franklin explained that the colonial governments issued their own money, which they both lent and spent into the economy:
    “In the Colonies,” he said, “we issue our own paper money. It is called ‘Colonial Scrip.’ We issue it in proper proportion to make the goods pass easily from the producers to the consumers. In this manner, creating ourselves our own paper money, we control its purchasing power and we have no interest to pay to no one. You see, a legitimate government can both spend and lend money into circulation, while banks can only lend significant amounts of their promissory bank notes, for they can neither give away nor spend but a tiny fraction of the money the people need.
    “Thus, when your bankers here in England place money in circulation, there is always a debt principal to be returned and usury to be paid. The result is that you have always too little credit in circulation to give the workers full employment. You do not have too many workers, you have too little money in circulation, and that which circulates, all bears the endless burden of unpayable debt and usury.” (Wikipedia)

    One of the most significant – and Apocalyptic – leaks is Ellen Brown’s book, ‘Web of Debt’ along with the Global Warming lies now out in the open.

    The Bilderbergs / governments / banks / merchants / landowners / fake scientists / Big Pharma and the rest are now too big not to fail at keeping their secrets.

    Solution?

    This will set us free:

    Return to resource-based economies.

    Do not borrow unless it’s from a state, county, city or people-owned bank that does not charge interest.

    Gather together and itemize all the resources of your community and learn to barter.

    Keep your wealth to yourselves. – you created it.

    Above all, don’t listen to snake oil salesmen like Obummer and Al Bore who are just stealing while callously killing your children for money.

    (Required reading: http://www.lexrex.com/enlightened/articles/warisaracket.htm

    Tacitus, “The Annals of Rome”, Book Six).

    (Optional: http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/grandtheft.php)

    THE BUSINESS OF BANKERS IS WAR, SO:

    “I am as intolerant of imperialistic designs on the part of other nations as I was of such designs on the part of Germany. The choice is between two ideals; on the one hand, the ideal of democracy, which represents the rights of free peoples everywhere to govern themselves, and, the ideal of imperialism which seeks to dominate by force and unjust power, an ideal which is by no means dead and which is earnestly [sought] in many quarters still.” U.S. President Woodrow Wilson, July 1919

    “Fight and kill the disbelievers wherever you find them, take them captive, harass them, lie in wait and ambush them using every stratagem of war.” The Qur’an (9:5), Islam’s holy book

    “We are fighting them (the terrorists) over there so that we won’t have to fight them here at home.” Former U.S. President George W. Bush.

    “I, like any head of state, reserve the right to act unilaterally if necessary to defend my nation.” U.S. President Barack Obama, December 10, 2009

    “When the tyrant has disposed of foreign enemies by conquest…and there is nothing to fear from them, then he is always stirring up some war.” Plato, ancient Greek philosopher (428/427-348/347 B.C.)

  15. #15 by Akira on January 25, 2010 - 3:18 pm

    Re:

    “@Akira – Get your brain checked!”

    Why should I?

  16. #16 by Doug on January 26, 2010 - 5:45 am

    The economy is so bad that Larry The Cable Guy is now Larry the Basic Cable Guy.
    In a few months, he’s going to be Larry The Worthless Antenna Guy.

  17. #17 by talmoodhtr on January 26, 2010 - 6:11 am

    I still think that people in the USA are so to get it.

    The country was gone years ago thanks to the jews Congress and the white traitors that open the big door and said, “Come on in”
    You might get some medical care or even help if you were not standing behind the entire Mexican nation.

    This really is a race war. I used to believe that we could all live together and get along; that was a long time ago and about 2 zillion kosher crimes in the the past against whites and Christianity.

    I am not overly religious, but I hate hearing how jew are not a race. They are KHAZARS from South Ukraine and their phallic worship took them far with an empire that stretched to the borders of Asia and Europe. We are fighting a Turkic/Mongolian race of Asiatics.

    When you are a minority–and a parasite, what is the best way to win? Use a proxy.

    That is what we have been seeing for the last 30 years folk as the Japanese parasite has been set loose to rob America.

    After 30 you will not find one American car plant in Japan….I could have built a plant with my bare hands brick by brick in that time. Please do not say the Japanese do not like foreign cars. They jump through 50 hoops and taxes to drive American cars here– And they STILL buy them; even if it is in small numbers.

    NOW it is China, India, Korea, Taiwan and on and on and on….

    The kosher Nostra did all the trade deals in the 1970s with the traitor goyim who were the bag men for the Federal Reserve and the Rothschilds bankers and illuminati/NWO filth.

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