Deer Camp


Four guys have been going to the same deer camp for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going.

Ron’s friends are very upset that he can’t go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire.

“Dang man, how long you been here, and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?”

“Well, I’ve been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, ‘Guess who?'” I pulled her hands off, and she was wearing a brand new nightie. She took my hand and pulled me to our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, and I did. And then she said, “Do whatever you want.”

So, here I am.

–Sent by my good friend Randa

  1. #1 by hybridrogue1 on September 20, 2010 - 3:04 pm

    Pretty funny. Made me chuckle…and I don’t even hunt.

  2. #2 by B.Benhamid on September 20, 2010 - 4:03 pm

    Sometimes it is good to have a laugh and then get serious again. Thanks for sharing.

  3. #3 by B.A.Frémaux-Soormally on September 20, 2010 - 6:01 pm

    BRAVE MAN! And they dare speak of equality!

    I wonder how does this work with the LGBT tribe!

    But, no matter what, MEN WILL BE MEN, I mean REAL MEN!

    Funny, but too saucy for an old man like me!

  4. #4 by Doug on September 22, 2010 - 6:40 am

    Ron made his choice. He now lives at the deer camp. I wouldn’t go back home either!

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