April Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security


Terrorists Discovered: 0

Transvestites: 133

Hernias: 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases: 3,172

Enlarged Prostates: 8,249

Breast Implants: 59,350

Natural Blondes: 3

*It was also discovered that 535 congressional representatives had no balls.

  1. #1 by grosenberg on June 4, 2012 - 2:23 am

    ROFL

  2. #2 by Marc Daniele on June 4, 2012 - 2:34 am

    Nice! Especially the last line! So true!

    Money well spent, huh?

    US Army Veteran
    Marc C. Daniele
    Hercy, Mo.

  3. #3 by SazzyLilSmartAzz on June 4, 2012 - 3:22 am

    TSA Job interview

  4. #4 by Ingrid B on June 4, 2012 - 7:11 am

    both the statistics, and the video posted by Sazzy, illustrate what Jewish influence has done to the US, it is ridiculous..

  5. #5 by Giana on June 4, 2012 - 2:06 pm

    very NICE AH HA HAAAAAAAA

  6. #6 by Giana on June 4, 2012 - 2:08 pm

    WAIT! Is that Bush and Queen Elizabeth? ;D

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