If you are Jewish, I have important news for you …

Have problems settling a dispute? Getting attention from government agencies? Tax assessments, insurance, getting what is rightly yours, a troublesome neighbor, an unruly pet, a demanding boss or a complaining subordinate, common afflictions like cancer, arthritis or constipation???

If so, you may be a victim of the NEW anti-Semitism! Many sorts of troubles previously thought to be ordinary and acceptable in a free society have now been stigmatized and criminalized by various state legislatures, local community statutes and the US Congress as “anti-Semitic!” These annoyances are in fact nothing but subtle forms of racism, the racism that is repugnant to OUR free society. Examples of new anti-Semitism may range from criticism of Israel or an Israeli or traditional Jewish food or a misuse of Yiddish phrases to a smudge left on the hood of your car at a car wash or inclement weather like a rainy day. It just depends on YOU! What do YOU want?

For all these cases of ANTI-SEMITISM there is just one agency that has the track record and experience to aid and comfort following an attack:

THE ANTI-DEFAMATION LEAGUE (ADL) !!

Yes, the same agency that has protected Jews from anti-semitism for generations is now ready to pursue new horizons which ADL has been so instrumental in defining with the aid of gullible goyim. The ADL’s specially trained staff can quickly turn any annoyance into cash and celebrity for you! As the ADL says…

“ Remember …Anything Can Be Anti-Semitic! It just depends.”

“I know we will find anti-semitism in your life, vicious racism that is denying you and Jews just like you their place in the Sun. Why suffer any longer? Why live your life like everyone else? Rise up and strike out at those who keep you from having and being more! After all – you weren’t “chosen” for nothing!” (Abe Foxman, Director)

* Anti-Defamation League (ADL) is a wholly owned subsidiary of the State of Israel

Thank you Mr. Mark Dankof for your continued exposure of the satanic cancer attempting to bring down freedom and America.

And yes, we must recreate on a regular basis to compensate for unhealthy amounts of bad news bombarding us every day. My “out” is hard-core bodybuilding.

Perhaps the next time you go to the shooting range, your targets should be the Star of David. Do you think there might be a burgeoning market for such a target image?

Nice update! I’m sure that the ADL are collectively pulling their hair out over the fact that an evil anti-semitic neo-nazi like Mark Dankoff is a client of a Black stylist and that he’s brushing up on his target practice.