An Offer You Can’t Refuse

Well, well, pardon my French, but you really got your tit caught in a wringer this time, didn’t you now? The little jackal has finally bitten off more than he could swallow and picked a fight with a mammoth who has had just about enough of his heals being nipped. Now it’s not just a small town in Europe or Russia wanting your collective head on a silver platter, but almost the whole world, and of those, 1.5 billion Muslims who have already demonstrated clearly that they cannot be bought off or bullied when it comes to calling in that I-O-U they have been holding since their lands were invaded and their women and children murdered en mass. No, I am not gloating per se…It’s just that I–like many people who have been waiting a long time for this–am ‘savoring the moment,’ as the old saying goes.

It is a lesson that is way-past due and high-time you folks learned–crime does not pay. Whatever gains you might make in the short term through lying and thieving, eventually it all evaporates into thin air and what remains is a bill 100 times higher than what the original score netted. When the bottom line is finally tallied at the end of the day, what intelligent people find is that it is much more profitable to just play by the rules and live honestly rather than to get involved in some get-rich-quick scheme that 11 times out of 10 is rooted in something crooked.

But then, this has always been your way, hasn’t it? Fast-moving shell games, Ponzi schemes and shortcuts. Rather than playing fair and paying the piper what you rightfully owe him…of doing an honest day’s work by the sweat of your brow, instead you always insist upon half-assing it every step of the way. Cut corners here, cut corners there until the whole thing just falls apart (or blows up) right in your faces. Just like Cain (from whom your own religious leaders claim your tribe descended) everything about the way you do business has to be mired in shortcuts and short-changing, and then when it doesn’t work out the way you want, out come the temper tantrums, the scheming, the violence and the subsequent cover-ups.

And now, we have the ‘mother’ of all your screw-ups and fly-by-night deals, the state of Israel…The source of all unrest in the world today and the fountain from which flow waters of nothing but trouble and woe. The ‘Great Experiment’ in Jewish self-rule that has turned out to be a big goose egg for 6 billion people on the planet. Talk about fraudulent investment schemes that leave naïve investors holding a piece of paper worth less than a bubble gum wrapper. One day it will be remembered as the biggest scam, the biggest black hole in mankind’s history, like the search for the Fountain of Youth or trying to turn some worthless metal like lead into gold. An entire half century now of ceaseless warfare resulting in the deaths of millions of people, the loss of billions of dollars and the spilling of trillions of gallons of blood and tears, and what does the world have to show for it?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing, except of course that huge trail of tears you created for your victims. The rest of us have been forced to expend our most precious resources and sacrifice the peace and order of our respective nations just so that you Jews–one seemingly insignificant group of self-absorbed people–could have your turn at bat and have that thing which you have not been able to achieve on your own through hard work and ingenuity throughout your entire history–a country of your own, and with it the reason for which countries exist–stability, peace and prosperity.

In all fairness though, you don’t deserve ALL the blame for this disaster, as the rest of us should have known from history that nothing of any good could come from this boondoggle. After all, we knew from the beginning that it was going to be built with the same kind of construction materials that you have always used when erecting your slums and ghettos, meaning Judaistic thinking. This being the case means that there could only be one result, which is that today’s monument to Jewish ingenuity–Israel, that ‘blessing upon mankind’–is nothing more than a backwards, violent, dishonest, parasitic, predatory nuthouse built upon the same gangster principles that have always been the philosophical lifeblood of your people and which have always gotten you into trouble.

Rather than spending the last 2,000 years learning from your mistakes, rather than learning to cooperate with others and to pull yourselves out of that ghetto mindset that has time and again caused the rest of us (in the interests of our own survival) to react negatively towards you, instead you sat and brooded, clutching these collective character flaws as if they were gems of some incalculable value until you could regroup and start the doomed process all over again. And now, not merely content with wallowing in your own misery, you have decided to take the rest of us down with you, just as your famed military historian Martin Van Creveld threatened would happen.

But as I said, none of us should really be surprised at this. After all, do we really entertain for a moment the notion that the Almighty decided to prevent this cancer from taking root in the body of mankind just because He was some kind of anti-Semitic/neo-Nazi/lover-of-Hitler/Islamofascist hatemonger? No, He knew what he was doing. His eyesight was (and is) a hell of a lot better than that of us mere mortal men and knew that allowing this thing known as the Jewish state–Israel–to stand was a disaster in the making. He knew damned-well that the worst thing that could happen to the well-being of everyone–Jew and non-Jew alike–would be for a group of rebellious, covetous, dishonest, violent-minded narcissists to acquire their own state where they do not have to mind their p’s and q’s. It would be like Al Capone and his gang getting a nation of their own, along with the military force to back up their agenda. Being that the Jewish state was (and always would be) founded upon the twisted logic of Judaistic thinking (the essence of which theorizes the existence of an exalted group of people better than everyone else and given a blank check to do unto others whatever the hell they felt like doing) was obviously not something that a just, merciful God could allow to take place.

And this is the reason why you people have never had a country of your own, because the Father of all is a wise, just, and merciful God, all your historically-documented spiteful statements about Him notwithstanding. His laws of nature–survival of the fittest being just one–are the reasons why for the good of all mankind the Jewish state has never thrived. This is why on those few occasions wherein the attempt was made to bring forth this child known as Israel what was produced was a lifeless, sickly stillborn, unable to survive on its own without assistance, because the qualities necessary for the survival of a nation–justice, fair play, honesty, mercy, equity–all these are traits not part of the same Judaic mindset that revels in dishonesty, usury, envy and exploitation of others.

And now, here we are, on the brink of that thing mankind has been awaiting with dread for thousands of years known as Armageddon, where the very real possibility exists of all life on the planet being wiped out, and again, all because one small group of people insist upon having it ‘their way’ 110% of the time instead of learning to live in peace and harmony with others.

Now, I realize–based upon the history of you folks–that there is not much of chance of you having ‘second thoughts’ about bringing the world down with you, nor is there much chance of you ‘turning over a new leaf’ with regards to your collective character. I realize that there is a lot of truth in that saying with regards to teaching an old dog new tricks and that in the end this stands a better chance of being a big waste of time rather than being productive, but I am going to give it a try nevertheless. For the sake of posterity, let it be known and entered into the record that a formal offer was made in the interests of peace between you ‘chosen people’ and us Gentiles:

1. Abandon this congenital madness known as ‘the Judaic mindset’. There is no such thing as one tiny group of people who being ‘God’s chosen’ destined to ‘inherit the earth’ and rule over the rest of humanity with a rod of iron. I realize this may come as a big shock to you, but we are now in the 21st century and we know conclusively that the earth is not flat and the use of leeches does not cure disease. Likewise with your ‘chosen people’ myth, it is only that, a myth, and as credible as are the stories we read in the tabloids at the checkout lane concerning Elvis, Bigfoot, Nessie, the half-man/half-alligator thing and UFOs. The idea that God would prefer a particular group of people who pride themselves on their collective character traits of haughtiness, callousness, violence, dishonesty and viciousness defies all the rules of reason. These are the traits of sub-humans, not enlightened beings who were made in the image of God. Now, if you will abandon this mindset, then the current state of war between us and you will cease to exist, and there will be peace…

2. Stop murdering us, and in particular those in the Middle East. Quit shooting innocent women and children, claiming that they were terrorists. Stop bombing peaceful, productive Gentile cities inhabited by innocent people who just want to live in peace. Quit blowing things up and then putting the blame for these acts on others. If you will stop your murder and mayhem, then the current state of war between us and you will cease to exist, and there will be peace…

3. Quit coveting our lands and our prosperity. We worked hard for what we have and we deserve to enjoy the fruits of our labors without having to deal with you pick-pocketing us to death. Get a job and do something worthwhile so that you can stand on your own two feet without having to mooch off of us. If you will stop bleeding us dry, then the current state of war between us and you will cease to exist, and there will be peace…

4. Stop deceiving us all the time through your media outlets. Stop filling our minds with lies that leave us confused and senseless and unable to make sound decisions. If you will stop lying to us, we will begin (eventually) to trust you and then you not be considered a dishonest, parasitic people, and thus the current state of war between us and you will cease to exist, and there will be peace…

3. Stop corrupting our political systems through bribery and intimidation. Let our leaders do the job they were sent to do, which is to look out for the well-being of their respective peoples. Get rid of your AIPACs, ADLs, WJCs and all the other mechanisms of political corruption that have rotted out our nations. Stop screwing around with our civil liberties and our constitutions, they have worked very well for a good number of years, long before you came along and decided to start tinkering with them, thank you very much. Allow us the same rights of free speech and free association that you demand from us whenever you feel like saying something course, derogatory and defamatory about something that is near and dear to our hearts. If you will stop corrupting our leaders and let them do the jobs we pay them to do, then the current state of war between us and you will cease to exist, and there will be peace…

4. Stop destroying our children. This is not Egypt and you are not the angel of death sent by God as a punishment upon the enemies of Israel. Quit murdering the bodies of our young people in your abortuaries. Quit murdering their minds with your media and academia. Quit sending them off to fight and die for all your military expeditions. If you will stop destroying our children, we will stop seeing you as dangerous predators you are, and then the current state of war between us and you will cease to exist, and there will be peace….

5. Stop attacking our institutions. Stop defaming the name of Jesus. Despite what your religious leaders tell you in the Talmud concerning Jesus being a sorcerer who is in hell for speaking out against the Pharisees, the truth is that He was not such a bad guy. All He was trying to do was to liberate you from this paralyzing mindset that has all but destroyed you now. Stop making up things about Him such as that he was gay or whatnot. Allow us the God-given right to revere Him without fear of lawsuits or prison. If you will stop your ridiculous agenda of trying to erase the memory of this good man, then we will stop seeing you as a bunch of obnoxious anti-Christian bigots you have made yourselves out to be, and then the current state of war between us and you will cease to exist, and there will be peace…

6. Stop lying about the Muslims. They are not terrorists, they are only tired of having their lives destroyed. Stop imputing upon them all the character flaws that you yourselves possess–the small-mindedness, violence, ambitiousness and all the rest…Tell the truth about them and about their Islamic religion. Reveal the passages of the Koran which speak of Jesus, his mother Mary and the Christians–not just favorably, but reverently. If you will do this, if you will simply tell the truth for once, then the current state of war between us and you will cease to exist, and there will be peace…

There are probably a million more, but this is a good start, and besides, we simply do not have the time.

So in sum, what it all boils down to is this–If you–the Jews–will simply learn to live by the golden rule and treat others as you yourselves would like to be treated, then you will find that all your woes will cease to exist. Granted, this would mean abandoning that 4,000 year old dream of ruling the world, but who wants it anyway? What is there in this life so important that it warrants such a ridiculous effort? Peace is priceless–peace in the heart, mind, home and nation.

You are legendary for being deal-makers, and so this is the deal being laid out on the table now. It is more than fair, and much more than you really deserve, given the history of your deeds. As such it would be wise for you to keep this in mind as you consider it. Personally, I think it is not only fair and equitable, but critical. You simply have no other option, other than to be wiped out. The rest of us are not simply going to lay down and allow ourselves to be destroyed. There are way more of us than you, and we have righteousness in our camp, whereas you do not. Give it up, it has never worked before and it isn’t going to work now, despite the amazing amount of power you have amassed.

And with all this before you, keep the bottom line in mind and what stands the better chance of being profitable at day’s end, and I think that when you do this–with that sound, superior intellect you always boast of having– what you will find is that it is not just a good deal, but rather an offer you can’t refuse.

2007 by Mark Glenn

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