By Andrew Winkler, The Rebel Media Group
I have just read your recent study that found 35 million Americans to be ‘blatantly anti-Semitic’. You must be pleased. After all, you are getting paid to fight anti-Semitism. If there wasn’t any anti-Semitism in America, you would have to invent it, right?
By the way, I had a closer look at how you got to that fantastic figure. I wanted to find out what those millions of Americans exactly do to keep a nice man like you in his job. They believe that Jews are more loyal to Israel than America? You should thank those Jewish congressmen who keep sending billions of dollars to Israel each year in spite of not having the money for even the most basic social welfare in their own country. You should also thank those hundreds of Jewish journalists and lobbyists who keep pushing the U.S. government to go to war against any country Israel is paranoid about. And don’t forget all those cases of spying for Israel. Such a pity that the media don’t report more on it, isn’t it. You should also be grateful for all those recent books, such as Walt-Mearsheimer’s “The Israel Lobby”, David Duke’s “Jewish Supremacism” and Greg Felton’s “Host and Parasite”, which document thousands of incidents where American Jews showed where their heart is. And let’s not forget those countless cases where leading Israeli politicians openly asked American Jews to put Israel first.
What else do Americans do to keep you occupied? More than a quarter of them believe Jews were responsible for the death of Christ? Now that’s a nice little challenge. I guess it’s time to lobby Christian churches to rewrite that hate literature they call New Testament. You are already working on it? Oh, good. I’m sure that would earn you an Oscar for Peace, sorry I meant Nobel Peace Prize, to get Christians to allow you to edit their Bible.
While you are at it, you should also make the Rabbinic Council in Jerusalem rewrite the Talmud. After all, it claims that Jesus wasn’t crucified by Romans but “lowered [by Jews] into a pit of dung up to his armpits. Then a hard cloth was placed within a soft one, wound round his neck, and the two ends pulled in opposite directions until he was dead.” (Sanhedrin 52b). It also says there that they gave him four different executions. (Sanhedrin 106a). You better fix that before more Christians find out, or you might end up with more anti-Semitism than you’ve ever dreamed of in your wettest dreams.
One point I wasn’t sure about though is why you don’t want Americans to think that Jews have too much power? It’s the ‘too’ bit you have an issue with, isnt’ it? You do want them to believe that Jews have so much power that any challenge is futile, but you also want them to think that it’s okay. A bit like the olden days plantation owners who wanted their slaves to smile, dance and sing. Good on you, Abe.
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