65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Idaho plant gardens
60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Idaho sunbathe.
50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Idaho drive with the windows down.
40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and wool hats.
People in Idaho throw on a flannel shirt.
35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Idaho have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20 above zero:
People in Miami all die.
People in Idaho close the windows.
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Idaho get out their winter coats.
10 below zero:
Girl Scouts in Idaho sell cookies door to door.
20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Idaho let the dogs sleep indoors.
30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
People in Idaho get upset because they can’t start the snowmobile.
40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Idaho start saying, “Cold enough foh ya?”
50 below zero:
Hell freezes over. Idaho public schools will open 2 hours late