Abe And Esther

Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two week vacation to celebrate their 40th Anniversary.

Suddenly, over the Public Address System, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us, and we should be able to land on the beach. However, in as much as our Radio System has also failed, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!”

Thanks to the skill of the Flight Crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

An hour later, Abe turns to his wife and asks, “Esther, did we pay our Charity Pledge Cheque to Beth Shalom Synagogue yet?”

“No, sweetheart,” she responds.

Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, “Esther, did we pay our United Jewish Appeal Pledge?”

“Oh, no! I’m sorry. I forgot to send that cheque too,” she says.

“One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send a cheque for the Synagogue Building Fund this month?”

“Oh, forgive me, Abie,” begged Esther. “I didn’t send that one, either.”

Abe grabs Esther and gives her the biggest kiss in forty years.

Esther pulls away smilingly and asks, “So, what did you give me that beautiful kiss for?”

Abe answers:

“Esther, they will come after their money and when they do they’ll find us and we’ll be rescued!”

  1. #1 by Paul on 02/13/2010 - 9:34

    Yes Mark, THEIR god will rescue them and it wont be Jesus, unless …

  2. #2 by Suzanne on 02/13/2010 - 9:34

    They will hunt you to the ends of the earth for their filthy lucre!!

  3. #3 by Concrete man on 02/13/2010 - 9:34

    Jewish Morality (sic)
    “Not every wrong, or even every violation of the law, is a crime.” Michael Mukasey, US Attorney General.

  4. #4 by Phil Tourney on 02/14/2010 - 9:34

    The men of the USS LIBERTY should say money will not save us from the beast but God will.
    The beast could care less about the givers as long as you keep on giving.
    Forget it folks your life will end on that Island you have just gotten taken whats new thats the way it works.

  5. #5 by L C Vincent on 02/14/2010 - 9:34

    Hey Joe,

    I know it is very hard to write without a trace of venom and invective against the godless scum known as the Zionist Talmudic Jews.

    Just want to guide you to the book “Judaism Discovered” by Michael Hoffmann (Christian) if you have never read it or heard about it. Chapter and verse about the real Talmud, the hidden Talmud, where all non-Jews are to be considered as insects to be exterminated, and their babies used as sacrificial offerings to THEIR god (hint — it ain’t Jesus). This ‘secret teaching’ form the basis of all rabinical teaching, ie., the teaching of Rabbis!

    Also want to let you know — if you don’t know already, that just recently, in the publication The Barnes Review, researchers going thru the old the Soviet archives confirmed that the reason WHY Adolf Hitler invaded Russia was because he learned that Russia (our Soviet Jew “allies”) who had been financed by Wall Street and the Rockefellers (Murano Jews, by the way) had been preparing to invade ALL OF EUROPE to the French coast, right thru Germany.

    Hitler had absolutely no choice but to defend Germany and the rest of Europe, which he did to the best of his ability (except that his most trusted ‘friend’ — Martin Bormann — turned out to be the TOP Soviet mole, code named “Werther” — who telegraphed every move of the German Army to Stalin! Which is why Hitler lost the battle of Stalingrad).

    Hitler’s invasion of Russia occurred only two weeks before Russia was set to invade Germany and all the rest of Europe! Yet this act by the German High Command, which essentially saved a large part of Europe from the Soviet barbarians, has always been portrayed in the West as the German’s “Stab in the Back” to Russia by Hitler. But of course! Guess which ‘tribe’ writes our history?

    Read the latest issue of “The Barnes Review” for all the details of this incredible story.

    Keep up the invective, by the way…. ‘they’ deserve no less… and much more…

    L C Vincent


  6. #6 by Mahmoud El-Yousseph on 02/14/2010 - 9:34

    Even if you find one of them drowning, and you come his/her rescue. If you ask, give me your hand,, the answer would be, ” no, you give me your hand.” Arrongant and greed is their trade marks

  7. #7 by jackie cox on 02/14/2010 - 9:34

    Only truth, the absense of a lie will stand the test of time, even for a peoples forced to abandon nature replacing it with fashion and law, they tell you what to buy and then sell it to you. They refuse to buy anything from you, and if you try to make whatever they sell, they will try to put you in jail

  8. #8 by jackie cox on 02/14/2010 - 9:34

    Notable among these was the reformer, Martin Luther, who in 1543 wrote in “Von den Juden und Ihren Lugen”:

    “Does not their Talmud say, and do not their rabbis write, that it is no sin to kill if a Jew kills a heathen, but it is a sin if he kills a brother in Israel? It is no sin if he does not keep his oath to a heathen. Therefore, to steal and rob, as they do with their usury, from a heathen is a divine service. For they hold that they cannot be too hard on us nor sin against us, because they are of the noble blood and circumcised saints; we, however, are cursed goyim. And they are the masters of the world, and we are their servants, yea, their cattle…

    “Should someone think that I am saying too much, I am not saying too much, but much too little. For I see in their writings how they curse us goyim and wish us all evil in their schools and their prayers.”

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