Osama bin Dead awhile

by Keith Johnson

The next time the CIA comes up with another Osama bin Laden videotape, you might want to compare their images of the alleged al-Qaeda leader to the photograph I’ve provided here.  If he looks any healthier than that, then you’re probably looking at an imposter.

Yeah, Osama has definitely seen better days.  But give the guy a break, huh?  You wouldn’t look much better if you’d been dead for nine years. 

Oh, by the way, in case you’ve just joined us?  Osama bin Laden is dead.

He died in the Tora Bora Mountains of Afghanistan on December 13, 2001.   He was buried in an unmarked grave within 24 hours of his death.  Case closed.

But don’t just take my word for it.  Top terror experts, intelligence analysts, academics, government officials, and even major political figures around the globe tend to agree that, “All the evidence suggests Elvis Presley is more alive today than Osama Bin Laden.”

I know this is old news to most of you, but I think it’s important to reiterate this fact.  Why?  Because Christmas season is upon us, and you know what that means:  Terrorism! 

That’s right!  “Tis the season to be frightened,” and what 21st century Christmas would be complete without a holiday greeting from the man often credited with masterminding the attacks behind 9/11?

But wait—it’s already Christmas Eve (at least it was at the time of this writing)—and although our government has been hyping the threat al-Qaeda poses to the American people, one central figure has been conspicuously absent from their conspiracy theories. 

Could it be that our government has finally given up on trying to convince the American people that Osama bin Laden is still alive and kicking?  There sure is plenty to suggest that their efforts have thus far failed to inspire the kind of fear they need to justify these unpopular wars abroad, and the even more unpopular war on the civil liberties of American citizens here at home.

A CNN poll conducted in September of this year reveals that 67% of Americans believe it is unlikely the U.S. will ever capture or kill Osama bin Laden.  That’s a dramatic increase since 2001, when only 20% believed that it would be unlikely that the government would catch him.  One thing this poll does not address is why the American people believe it is unlikely that the U.S. will capture or kill Osama bin Laden.  But you and I know the answer to that question, right?  Right—because he’s dead!

By the time this poll was conducted, the American people had already grown tired of the ad nauseam attempts by our government to breathe life into this long dead villain.  Each new audio and videotape purporting to be that of Osama bin Laden failed to stand up to scrutiny.  One of the more prominent critics of these tapes is Former U.S. foreign intelligence officer Angelo M. Codevilla, who is now a professor of international relations at Boston University.  In March of 2009, Codevilla wrote a damning critique of the countless recordings in an article for American Spectator Magazine.

According to Codevilla, Some videos show him [bin Laden]with a Semitic aquiline nose, while others show him with a shorter, broader one.

He also determined that none of the audio recordings match up either.  Not only has voice recognition software found them to be not authentic, but even the secular language used by the “fake Osama” is inconsistent with the real bin Laden’s strict Islamic Wahhabism. 

Codevilla also points out some of the finer discrepancies found in the videos.  Like the fact that Bin Laden is left-handed, but uses his right hand to write with.  He’s also seen wearing gold rings that are decidedly un-Wahabbi. 

But these criticisms did not dissuade ‘the powers that be’ from releasing even more fake recordings.  However, they were obviously persuaded to play it safe by exclusively sticking to an audio format.

They managed to keep him alive for a while longer, but then totally ‘jumped the shark,’ on January 29, 2010.  That was the day that Osama bin Laden (the fake one, of course) scolded the U.S. for its failure to address climate change.  It was a laugh riot, and quite possibly what drove that final nail into OBL’s coffin once and for all. 

We didn’t hear much from Osama bin Laden after that.  Then, less than a month after the CNN poll was conducted, three more audiotapes were released during the month of October.  But these recordings generated about as much excitement as an Ashton Kutcher film.

So, do you think that our betters have finally decided to retire OBL’s jersey?  That would seem to be the case. 

Yesterday, in an op-ed piece for the Washington Times, former White House aide Robert Weiner and national security analyst James Lewis floated the idea that Osama bin Laden is most likely dead. 

“Is bin Laden dead or alive? Nobody seems to know for sure, or, if anybody does, he isn’t saying. The White House’s Afghanistan-Pakistan review this month didn’t even mention him despite an ongoing, decade-long manhunt.”

But then they put a peculiar spin on their piece by suggesting that it is al-Qaeda that is trying to conceal bin Laden’s earthly departure.

“Al Qaeda wants America and the world to believe bin Laden is still alive. His image is a specter of the horrors of Sept. 11, helping build public support for everything from troop surges a globe away to warrantless wiretaps at home.

But the image of bin Laden is getting moldy, and there’s little reason for his ghost to scare anyone anymore. If al Qaeda wants America to believe bin Laden is alive, it should put up or shut up.”

This is not something you would expect to find in the Washington Times, which is a fanatical supporter of the‘war on terror’and a mouthpiece for whatever propaganda is coming out of the Pentagon.  But there you have it.

We may very well find our government putting closure to this whole Osama bin Laden affair in the very near future.  I expect them to come up with a body.  Maybe they’ll dig him up out of the hills of Afghanistan, or claim that he was recently blown to bits following a bloody fire fight in Yemen.  Whatever happens, you can sure that our government will declare, “Mission Accomplished” and finally have something to show for all those billions of dollars and hundreds of thousands of lives it cost to get him.

But don’t think that will put an exclamation point to this entire saga.  No siree.  They’re just getting started, and they have a whole new bin Laden waiting in the wings. 

Up till now, bin Laden has been our government’s real life version of Emmanuel Goldstein.  In case you don’t know who that is, I recommend you read George Orwell’s 1984

In the novel, Goldstein was the Ministry of Truth’s poster child for terrorism.  Like bin Laden, he was elusive and seemed to be everywhere.  But the only place he actually showed up was on the nation’s telescreens.  Each day, at 11:00am, images of Goldstein would be flashed before the eyes of Oceania’s citizenry, as part of a daily ritual known as “Two Minutes Hate.”  It was a constant reminder to the people that the threat of terrorism was real and ever-present, and ensured that public support for the government’s ongoing wars was continuous.   

With bin Laden gone, they’ll need a whole new Goldstein to take his place. 

Anwar Al-awaki is that guy.  He’s another CIA creation that is being bumped up from the minor leagues.  Al-awaki has a very impressive resume who has been linked to the 9/11 plotters, the Ft. Hood shooter, and both the Christmas Day and Times Square bombers.  He’s a big hit with the western intelligence crowd, and even dined with top-level Pentagon officials just months after 9/11.

And, just like bin Laden, he’ll be just like the American Express Card:  He’s “everywhere you want to be!”

Remember when there was much chatter about a strike on Iran last summer?  Osama bin Laden and his pet falcon just happened to be there, living it up in a guarded compound north of Tehran.

Or how about when the Pentagon was ‘testing the waters’ to expand the Afghan war into Pakistan last October?  Well, bin Laden was there too, “living comfortably” in a cozy little hideaway somewhere north of the Kurrum Valley.

And let’s not forget how the U.S. has been salivating to break Yemen wide open.  Well, wouldn’t you know it?  Last month, Osama bin Laden was believed to be shopping for new digs—somwhere near Hadramout—so he could be close to the rest of his al-Queda buddies, and finally have a chance to settle down, and start a brand new family with his latest child bride.

Now that’s what I call one active senior citizen.

But I think you’ll agree that Osama bin Laden is nearing the end of his run.  At some point in time, you’ve got to switch out actors to breathe new life into the franchise. 

I liked Roger Moore as James Bond, but everyone agreed that this 57-year-old had to go after “From a View to a Kill.”  You can only suspend so much disbelief when you see a guy— who can now get half price at Denny’s—knocking down multiple assailants and bedding women young enough to be his granddaughter.

Same thing with Osama.  He’s too old and becoming increasingly irrelevant.  It’s time our government introduces a new villain to the franchise before they lose their audience altogether.

So expect someone new to emerge from the smokey clouds of the next false flag.  He’ll be young, tanned and ready to kick some infidel ass.  He might even make a grand entrance like Pierce Brosnan did in the trailer to Golden Eye:

“My name is Al-awaki…Anwar Al awaki…Were you expecting someone else?”

  1. #1 by Steve Wiseman on 12/24/2010 - 9:34

    It makes sense to me that the mythical Osama bin Laden never existed and that his persona was loosely based on a real person or persons. If he had existed, he would have had to have been murdered by the CIA for fear of giving away the complete farce of 9-11. In any case, I agree, he is not alive today.

    If he actually did exist and if he actually had master minded 9-11 from a cave in Afghanistan, he would have been a genius extraordinaire. He would have easily organized an assassination team of do gooders to rid the world of the Israeli/American/ British Gang that is ruining our world.

    As I recall two young guys terrified Washington a few years ago by firing a rifle from the trunk of their car. Imagine, if you can, if the “9-11 terrorists” of the world actually wanted to terrorize the real bad Guys of this world, and that they were not just the make believe tools of the Israeli/American/ British Gang of false flagers, black operators, liars, murderers and assassins. There would be total chaos in the world for the likes of Blair, Bush, Obama and their Gang.

    However, not a single bad guy has ever been even shot at since the days of Ronald Reagan. That says it all to me.

  2. #2 by B.A.Frémaux-Soormally on 12/24/2010 - 9:34

    “Yeah, Osama has definitely seen better days. But give the guy a break, huh? You wouldn’t look much better if you’d been dead for nine years.

    Oh, by the way, in case you’ve just joined us? Osama bin Laden is dead.

    He died in the Tora Bora Mountains of Afghanistan on December 13, 2001. He was buried in an unmarked grave within 24 hours of his death. Case closed.”

    Some 8 years ago, I was a very close acquaintance of Mujaahida Malika El Aroud (aka Oum Oubeyda), a heroine and a Mujaahida like all Muslims should be, then single and the author of the book “LES SOLDATS DE LUMIÈRE”, which I was translating for her (gratis) from French into English as “The Soldiers of Light”.

    We had some disagreement about both Islam and Sheikh Usama Bin Ladin (May Allah be pleased with him), but we were very close. I defended her when her husband Abdessatar Dahmane (May Allah be pleased with him) was accused by the CIA to have suicide-bombed the Afghan Mujaahid “General” Massoud, a CIA puppet like our Sheikh Usama Bin Ladin, and who they murdered claiming he was running away from the suicide-bomb scene! Only Americans and occidentals can be so dumb as to believe that Muslim Kamikazes run away after committing their Kamikaze operation and let themselves be shot in the back while fleeing from their 72 virgins’ heavenly reward!

    Things went sour between my heroine Malika and me when I insisted that our Sheikh Usama Bin Ladin died in December 2001. She and all (or most) of the members of a French website she was hosting, minbar-sos.com, sincerely believed Sheikh Usama Bin Ladin was still alive. After I visited her, she married a very nice and gentle man who was very friendly with me during our several telephone conversations, and he allowed me to communicate with his wife without any fuss at all. But, when new members started running (moderating) Malika’s website, those fanatics (or Malika) kicked me out and removed all my articles. But, my love for Malika never diminished.

    Later on, CIA officials confirmed they had indeed killed (murdered) their agent Tim Osman (Bin Ladin) in December 2001 after a second bombing of what they thought was his place of refuge. Then, CIA puppet Benazir Bhutto said on a television broadcast that Sheikh Usama Bin Ladin was in fact murdered and that people were out to murder her too. And murdered she was, but not by those she thought would be her assassins, but by the CIA-MOSSAD-RAW-MI5-MI6-BLACKWATER-XE mercenaries, terrorists and mass murderers operating in all freedom in Muslim lands!

    But, I can guarantee that at the time I was writing, 99,9% of what I read indicated that Bin Ladin was alive! Even Jewess Madeleine Albright promised to take him “out of the freezer” if necessary for the second engineered election of Skull and Bones George W. Bush, the well deserving Son of Elisabeth II!

    Our Sheikh Anwar Al-Awlaki has become, like Sheikh Usama Bin Ladin, the new US and Western bogeyman and the most wanted man on the planet! After Sheikh Hamza Yusuf Hanson, Imâm Awlaki has been one of my many teachers about Islamic matters, for example, the Life of the Prophet Muhammad, peace and blessings be upon him.

    Had Jesus and Muhammad been alive today, they would be the most wanted men too, good for Guantanamo, Abu Ghuraib, water-boarding, organ snatching, target practice, dog food, or even Golgotha, and by the same forces of Evil!



  3. #3 by Patty on 12/24/2010 - 9:34

    I love Keith Johnson and thank you Mark Glenn for introducing him to your audience. Keith always makes a salient point with a hilarity thats hard to match. Unfortunately, I think most Americans still believe whatever propaganda is dished out to them at the moment despite what the polls say. I’m tired of hearing ad nauseum how Congress has the lowest approval ratings and this is for the last 4-6-8 years and yet the same type of schmuck keeps getting elected. Osama bin Laden, Anwar al-Awaki– it doesn’t matter, people will switch over to the latest villian without thinking much about it. That’s why the elites have been so successful with their agenda and 1984 is a timeless book.

  4. #4 by B.A.Frémaux-Soormally on 12/25/2010 - 9:34


    After the CIA murdered her first husband, Abdessattar Dahmane, Malika el Aroud has been relentlessly persecuted, harassed, demonised, and traumatised by several unjustified arrests and incarcerations always without an iota of evidence, as well as her new husband Moez Garsallaoui, both in Jewish controlled Switzerland and Belgium.

    Malika (49) was even dragged to the Belgian Court handcuffed and in chains and hooded like the prisoners in Guantanamo. Is this how civilised nations treat our Muslim women? Silly question! Malika is very lucky the Belgian Komissar did not use her for target practice and then send their dogs to devour her dead body like the Jews do in occupied Palestine!

    Malika El Aroud has been sentenced by the Belgian Justice System to 8 years in prison and a fine of 5,000 Euros for “setting up, managing and financing” a group of Muslims having “terrorist aims”, yet WITHOUT AN IOTA OF EVIDENCE!

    I just learned that Malika lost her appeal on 1st December 2010. I AM DEVASTATED!

    The Crucifixion of Jesus Christ was not a myth after all! Now, they have made a martyr of Malika El Aroud! But, Jesus was martyred, what useful purpose did it ever serve except for bragging that he was the Son of God, that he was GOD, that he created the world, that he died for our sins?

    What long term useful purpose did the other mystic Muhammad serve after all? Were 150 million Muslims not slaughtered despite the fact they said they were Muslims?

    Did 66 million Christians not die in vain at the hands of the Bolsheviks? Today, we find 70 million “Christians” vowing an undying love for the same mass murdering Jews and their descendents, and the Zionists!

    Malika, that courageous woman went straight into a trap and there is not a single Muslim organisation to help her! She has been found guilty for recruiting for Al-Qaeda, but strangely enough no Al-Qaeda TERROR RIST was seen blowing up the Belgian Court, no briefcase nuke, no super thermite, no highjacked planes, no explosions on trains or buses, NOTHING!

    That fool of a woman; she believed in Belgian “Justice”! Well, although she has been arrested on fake charges, I sincerely believe she is better INSIDE there than outside! She was giving too much of herself and would not believe me when I told her that MUSLIM MEN ARE COWARDS and that her struggle had to be carried out in a different manner! We cannot fight Fascism by trusting in their judiciary, Police and government! AT least she has proved to the stupid world that Muslims cannot live in peace in Muslim land and even in Europe and enjoy Freedom and Justice!

    After I was kicked out of her “terrorist” website minbar-sos.com (she was just helping imprisoned Muslims!), Malika wrote a short wicked comment on one of my comments (or posts) once (I do not recall on which website), but I STOPPED HER RIGHT THERE! This was the only time I heard from her in 8 years and I never knew what had become of her or of her new husband.

    I am very thankful to Keith Johnson to have provided me unwittingly that opportunity to find out what happened to my good old Malika who I had baptised my “Reincarnated Red Virgin” and for whom I was ready to lay my life (and much more!).

    I really do not know to what GOD I must turn for the earthly redemption of humankind!


  5. #5 by The Avatar on 12/25/2010 - 9:34

    What irony!
    If Cry st was born tonight he would most probably not get any gifts for Christmas because ninety five percent of Palestinian children live in poverty thanks to those who crucified him two thousand and ten years ago …
    truth isn’t it?

  6. #6 by The Avatar on 12/25/2010 - 9:34

    regarding Bin Laden i used to like this guy until he blew up the African embassies killing all those black people.
    i was standing next to three gang members right outside the liquor store where i worked (owned by a Muslim guy, hehehe) in East Palo alto (California) one day when we heard the news and they didn’t like that one iota.
    these black members of Sac street crips said ..
    “those are brothers, what’s wrong with him”
    then again, it wasnt him who did that shit, right?

  7. #7 by B.A.Frémaux-Soormally on 12/25/2010 - 9:34

    The Avatar says:
    December 25, 2010 at 4:21 am

    “…regarding Bin Laden i used to like this guy until he blew up the African embassies killing all those black people.”

    Please, provide EVIDENCE of your accusation?


  8. #8 by Awakening Tempest on 12/25/2010 - 9:34

    Osama bin Laden – talking about Climate Change – fantastic. Was he talking about how much carbon emissions are generated by the war in Afghanistan or by his AK47.

    For the interest of America, supposedly the world super power – keeping this boogie man alive helps their interest around the world. The one thing in favour of America is that they can always create a sequel off the first episode i.e. a predecessor to Osama – who happens to be most bad and uglier than the previous one.

  9. #9 by Doug on 12/26/2010 - 9:34

    Doesn’t matter if he is dead or alive. It’s the memory that counts. So when was the last time you saw the Boogyman? Been years, hasn’t it? Back when you were 8 years old and he was hiding in your closet? He was sharpening his teeth in preparation to knaw your ears off. No one would beleive you that he was there. Now, every time you hear a bump in the night, you wonder if he is back…but only for a moment, because we know those things aren’t really real.
    They play on basic human fears, like the fear of the dark. As far as I can tell, there are a lot of people still in the dark. They are so in the dark, they may as well be right there in the grave with Osama Been Forgotten. Or whatever his name was.

  10. #10 by robertvnik on 12/26/2010 - 9:34

    Awwrr shucks. Now I’m even more convinced than ever that Osama Bin Laden is dead. Kinda bin liken to run into him sometime and chat over a cup of tea.
    The real trouble here is that probably 99.99% of western people will never bother to search for truth in any way and if the official news media says Bin Laden is OK well then he IS OK………OKAY!

  11. #11 by B.A.Frémaux-Soormally on 05/02/2011 - 9:34

    Max says:
    May 2, 2011 at 3:35 am

    He died a week ago they found him!!



  12. #12 by sbr on 05/03/2011 - 9:34

    your prediction is coming true…

  13. #13 by G.R on 05/04/2011 - 9:34

    you make a good statement i believe the only reason they said he was dead i think it was only to give obama popularity an credibility to make himself look good.

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