Intelligence firm seeks Yiddish linguist

CIA-linked contractor publishes ad for Yiddish linguist specialist. Job pays $30-35 per hour, but applicants must be available to work weekends

ed note–there is only one group of people on the planet who speak Yiddish, and they are very small in number but also very wiley and influential. This latest development is heavily pregnant with implications, not the least of which is that certain sectors within the US intelligence community have grown sick of Israel’s business of spying on America and selling her secrets and is therefore going to (try to) put a stop to it or at least slow it down. The other possibility deals with drug running, which is heavily-owned/controlled by Yiddish-speaking Orthodox Jews in both Europe and America.


A leading American cultural magazine on developing technology, Wired, published an unusual review on Friday of the “craziest” job openings in the military-industrial complex.

The short list includes a surprising ad for an intelligence contractor focusing on terrorists and enemy countries, which is looking for a part-time Yiddish linguist.

According to the report, the company behind the ad is MVM Inc., one of the biggest security contractors used by US intelligence agencies. From its office in Virginia, the company provides security contractors, staffing, training, translation and related services to US Government clients.

According to the company’s website, it is recruiting an Yiddish linguist specialist with “native or near native oral and written communications skills,” including the ability to “comprehend slang and colloquial expressions.”

“Now the question is: What in the world is a CIA-linked firm trying to translate from Yiddish? Or who is speaking it and getting snooped on?” the American magazine wonders.

By the way, the job also involves working during nights and weekends, a somewhat problematic requirement as it limits ultra-Orthodox Jews who make up the majority of Yiddish speakers worldwide.

The job pays $30-35 per hour, and all applicants must be US citizens and will be subject to a Government Security Background Investigation.

  1. #1 by Wally D. on 12/29/2012 - 9:34

    It’s anti-Semitic to reveal the inner workings of the Jewish mind.

  2. #2 by Blake on 12/29/2012 - 9:34

    Could they even trust such a person though. That is the worrying thing.

  3. #3 by Ingrid B on 12/29/2012 - 9:34

    US control is obviously extremely important to someone/s..

  4. #4 by lolathecur on 12/29/2012 - 9:34

    Man does that kid look sick. What did he eat for lunch so i do not order it?

  5. #5 by bigcree1Shadowhawk on 12/29/2012 - 9:34

    It should read: The Job is being offered by the Chabad Lubovitch. JEWS ONLY!!! If you have a conscience forget about it!!!!

  6. #6 by William Tacey on 12/29/2012 - 9:34

    LOL! Good luck filling this position!! How do you think Jews were able to get the whole military/govt. to stand down during 9/11 and control the whole grid?? They trust NO ONE but other Jews…but ultimately that will be one of several factors contributing to their downfall.

  7. #7 by bob on 12/29/2012 - 9:34

    I wouldn’t be suprised if AIPAC, the ADL or the WJC don’t respond by providing this firm with a list of “acceptable candidates” for the position…. followed by a media campaign by the ADL if they don’t hire from the list. Alternatively they may just send a few trusted sayanim to apply for the job. Either way, it is difficult to believe that this will escape the notice of organized Jewry.

  8. #8 by michael mazur on 12/30/2012 - 9:34

    The position will stay unfilled, for anyone with the attributes listed will be well and truly embedded within his community, senior, and well known there.

    No amount of money would persuade him to rat on his own. Not only that, it would soon seep out who it is that is accurately translating the argot of these shadowy networks constituting parallel unaccountable govts worldwide.

    From the Jewish Encyclopedia,”Nothing was more severely punished by the Jews than talebearing; and no one was held in greater contempt than the informer. On account of the fact that his deeds frequently caused mischief and even entailed death and destruction, the sages of the Talmud compared the “moser” to a serpent”.

    To a question not here put; finding a non Jewish person to know Hebrew to the same equivalent wouldn’t be as difficult because there would be trustworthy expat Palestinians who could be recruited, whereas only a Jew would know Yiddish to the standard required, and like i said, they won’t find him/her.

    And, MG, you’d be right in your first surmise, which means that the “ad for an intelligence contractor focusing on terrorists and enemy countries” isn’t really about that, but is for, catching “those who spy on America and sell her secrets”.

  9. #9 by andie531 on 12/30/2012 - 9:34

    I didn’t know Yiddish was an actual language. I was under the impression that it was some sort of slangified, bastardized German.

  10. #10 by B.A.Frémaux-Soormally on 12/30/2012 - 9:34

    #9 by andie531 on December 30, 2012 – 3:55 am

    “I didn’t know Yiddish was an actual language.”

    In French (France) we would say Yiddish was a SABIR (a mixture of several languages) or a German-based PATOIS. According to the French Academy, a PATOIS is a spoken language and cannot be written to form any literary work (although it can be written phonetically in any given phonetic alphabet). But, some politicians have made patois (like Creole patois) into a language even taught in public schools like in Mauritius and it literally STINKS!


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