Russian Military Attacks Israel

[Ariadna: Highly enjoyable. Wish I had written it.]

Syrian Rights Observatory, Russians Hit Israelis on Golan, Drive to Tel Aviv

By GPD on September 11, 2015

London Group Claims Russian Special Forces to Begin Shelling Tel Aviv

Russian troops enter Israel, DEBKA photo

By E. Fudd

Exceedingly high Pentagon sources have confirmed that as many as 5000 elite Russian troops have overrun Israeli artillery and peacekeeping bases on the Golan Heights, using Sarin gas, barrel bombs and bunker buster munitions.

The use of cluster bombs, white phosphorous and other chemical weapons against military or civilian targets is illegal, according to the London based rights organization.

Russian troops with advanced armor began offloading last week from ships at the Tartus Naval Logistics Center, as part of the massive Russian military buildup, the Observatory said.

Russian armor drives deep into Israel

Russian sources, according to a Kiev news bureau, are setting up “free zones,” one on Golan and the other inside Turkey centered on the City of Hatay, headquarters of the moderate al Nusra peace foundation, an al Qaeda affiliate. Russian troops, tasked with setting up for refugees were shocked to learn that the Turkish army had trucked them all to the coast days before.

Today was meant to be a celebration in Hatay, the anniversary of the successful 9/11 protest held simultaneously in New York and Washington, back in 2001, according to SHRO sources.

Sources in Jerusalem tell us that Israel’s highways are filling with refugees while public transportation is at a standstill, buses and subway cars filled with the poor and crippled, many holocaust survivors, carrying kitchen knives and broken crockery, their few meager possessions.

Orthodox Jews line up for evacuation information (Times of Israel)

According to the London based rights group, Israeli children are being issued tiny flotation devices in case Russians break through and, as so often predicted, Israel’s Jewish population is driven into the sea.

IDF recruiting laborers for defense of Tel Aviv (Getty Images)

Sources near David Cameron’s highest advisors say that Britain will be issuing a strong protest to Moscow by Monday, Tuesday at the latest, maybe Wednesday but for sure, Friday September 18, 2015.

Sources in the Kremlin have already responded indicating: “We’ll come get the letter ourselves.”

About the Author: E. Fudd is a Senior Fellow at the Brookings Institute
(pwonownst “senior fwewow” at the “bwookings institute)


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  1. #1 by CK on 09/12/2015 - 9:34

    What a beautiful dream.

  2. #2 by col on 09/12/2015 - 9:34

    Send this out to the christian zionists and see how long they propagate it before they figure it out.

  3. #3 by Isaac on 09/12/2015 - 9:34

    This is a dream, a beautiful dream. Now the Israelis are confronting a real army for the first time since its illegal creation. I read it and still don’t believe it. This is the best news I have heard for many, many years.

  4. #4 by truth4ever99 on 09/12/2015 - 9:34

    “…Russian troops have overrun Israeli artillery and peacekeeping bases on the Golan Heights, using sarin gas, barrel bombs and buster munitions…”

    The only thing is Russian troops will never use of sarin gas, barrel bombs, cluster bombs, white phosphorous and other chemical weapons. Only the IDF that is known to be without any scruples will not hesitate to use such illegal weapons. This article tries to put Russian troops in bad light very slyly. On the other hand, “Israeli artillery and peacekeeping bases on the Golan Height”, the article tries very slyly to put Israelis in the good light.

    E. Fudd is a senior fellow at Brookings Institute. (Brookings Institute is one of the most evil Zionist think tanks)


  5. #5 by duncan lucas on 09/12/2015 - 9:34

    By e. Fudd isnt that somebody in the old A.E .Neuman -Mad Magazine of long ago ? I am sure I read one of those 50,s mags with this moniker used. The Jews have been taking too much of their own illegal drugs they sell probably LSD. The problem is millions will believe them.

  6. #6 by jp on 09/12/2015 - 9:34

    what bull shit

  7. #7 by johnpalmer1488 on 09/12/2015 - 9:34

    Attacking the cancer of the western world at its source

  8. #8 by ariadnatheo on 09/13/2015 - 9:34

    Sorry, guys, so sorry. It is a SATIRE, so marked at the bottom. The author spoofs the manufactured hysteria in the West about the Russian military build-up, as well as various Jewish paranoias and fixations (e.g., being “pushed into the sea,”Holocaust survivors,” being defenseless victims of meager means) and uses stock photos on which it appends hilarious captions (e.g., orthodox Jews being recruited as reluctant “laborers”). Fittingly for such a blatant lie, the author claims to be a senior fellow at the pro (ultra-pro…) zionist Brookings Institute. From the start, like a typical hasbara creation, it uses the device of reporting news from an anonymous source, which it presents as “exceedingly high.” I think it is well done. Who doesn’t need a laugh?

  9. #9 by Viper on 09/13/2015 - 9:34

    I don’t come here to laugh tbh.

  10. #10 by duncan lucas on 09/13/2015 - 9:34

    I have got to agree with Viper I take what I do seriously and the Jews take what they do seriously if I want a laugh I click on . It just makes me feel like a fool for posting ,

  11. #11 by ariadnatheo on 09/13/2015 - 9:34

    You don’t have to laugh, Viper. When you start reading a satire and feel a chuckle coming, stop reading it right away and go to the next post. No worries.

  12. #12 by ariadnatheo on 09/13/2015 - 9:34

    Why should you feel like a fool, Duncan? You post scores of intelligent comments but you’re such a perfectionist that if you misfire one through a misunderstanding you feel like a fool?!?

  13. #13 by Joe on 09/13/2015 - 9:34

    A fantasy well-posted. It would be sweet justice if non-semitic Russians exacted such a revenge upon the unholy land as retribution for the tens of millions which the jewish bolshevik sadists inflicted on Ukraine 80 years ago.

  14. #14 by Viper on 09/13/2015 - 9:34

    it wasn’t clearly marked as satire, and the fact the Russians are indeed getting involved doesn’t help either.
    Looks like Mark lost some subscriptions too, you think these times are funny?
    we’ve had one single TUT show in the last what five months?
    so funny yup.

    Ariadna: Viper, in the order of importance of your remarks:
    1. There are those of us who make an effort to walk and chew gum at the same time who deeply appreciate Mark’s juggling several balls with skill and adroitness while under real, heavy fire (figurative and literal). Those of us who do that can only ask ourselves: “What can I do to help?”
    2. TUT needs more subscribers. See the last line under #1

    3. Satire “not clearly marked” as satire. There are TAGS under every post that indicate the categories they belong to. Look there first to see if the word “satire” is one of the tags to avoid being irritated by unwittingly reading one. OK?

  15. #15 by ariadnatheo on 09/13/2015 - 9:34

    Well spoken, Joe

  16. #16 by Viper on 09/13/2015 - 9:34

    Ariad, there is no satire tag ok?
    you want a screenshot?

  17. #17 by summitflyer on 09/13/2015 - 9:34

    Good one Ariadna.I needed a good laugh this Sunday morning as I read this .E.Fudd = Elmer Fudd ,LOL LOL
    “According to the London based rights group, Israeli children are being issued tiny flotation devices in case Russians break through and, as so often predicted, Israel’s Jewish population is driven into the sea.” So funny !

  18. #18 by ariadnatheo on 09/13/2015 - 9:34

    At the bottom of the page:

    Share this:
    Israel wary of Russian military build-up in Syria
    The Situation in Syria as Seen by Israel
    israel, Russia, Satire, syria
    On my screen the tags appear highlighted in pink.

  19. #19 by Rick Rogers on 09/13/2015 - 9:34

    Well the idea of someone taking out Israel’s nuclear bomb facility, sounds reasonable to me !?
    What are they going to say… ? … Iran did it ?…. probably.

  20. #20 by TruthOutJournal on 09/13/2015 - 9:34

    Ya never know. Time is ticking closer for peace to bloom, or fire to erupt. This kind of information is crucial to bring us closer to the day this satiric article becomes a reality. However, the word “Russian” in the title will be replaced with the word “American.”

    This a great one for advanced, or beginner 911 true truthers. Please spread it around. The lipstick is fading faster and faster.

  21. #21 by Isaac on 09/13/2015 - 9:34

    Ariadna. I like your posts. What you have written is good and and I do not see any thing wrong with it. Keep working on it, we all are on the same side of the fence, we have a common enemy to fight, the Criminal Zionist Cabal. thank you.

  22. #22 by ariadnatheo on 09/13/2015 - 9:34

    Thanks, truthoutjournal. You think you heard it all but this video tells you things you never heard before. Excellent exposé.

  23. #23 by ariadnatheo on 09/13/2015 - 9:34

    Thank you, Isaac.

  24. #24 by Dante Ardenz on 09/13/2015 - 9:34

    The entire Gentile world should attack Israel and dismantle it stone by stone: just as Christ predicting, and Titus did in 70 ad.

    However, the physical destruction of Israel, must coincide with the elimination of Jewish International finance capital in the world.

    It must also coincide with a complete annihilation of Judaic theology, and mind control. Not one thing Jewish must be considered credible on the planet, and marked as dangerous.

    Only then can our planet progress, and peace descend among sovereign cultures and peoples.

  25. #25 by truth4ever99 on 09/13/2015 - 9:34

    @ TruthOutJournal

    Great video interview. Thanks.

  26. #26 by truth4ever99 on 09/14/2015 - 9:34

    @ Dante Ardenz

    Yes, indeed. In my opinion, TUT’s “International Nationalism” strategy is the ONLY winning strategy to be able to defeat the BEAST.

  27. #27 by mystic444 on 09/14/2015 - 9:34

    Well, I certainly recognized the article as satire from the very beginning, and thoroughly enjoyed it. A bit of roll-on-the-floor laughter – or even just a bit of a chuckle – is refreshing occasionally. There’s certainly plenty of the ‘serious’ material available here.

    As soon as I saw that the author of the article was “E. Fudd” (an obvious reference to the cartoon character “Elmer Fudd” – from Bugs Bunny if my memory serves me correctly) cued me in at the start. Then if nothing else in the article had been obvious satire, the ending “(pwonownst “senior fwewow” at the “bwookings institute)” following “About the Author: E. Fudd is a Senior Fellow at the Brookings Institute” certainly clinched the satirical nature of the article (that’s how “Elmer Fudd” of Bugs Bunny fame talked [cwazy wabbit]).

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