Mel Gibson and the Case of the Movie-Stealing Jews


THE FORWARD – Well, Mel Gibson is in the news again, having emerged from whatever Beverly Hills bunker he came from to show the world yet another one of his heavy-handed “belabored man of faith” movies, the perhaps aptly named “Hacksaw Ridge.”

And it seems that, much like love, it ain’t easy getting rid of lifelong anti-Semitism. According to erstwhile Fox News bloviator Glenn Beck (which, yes, I know, I’ll get to that in a second), Gibson is still blaming Jews for the “troubles” he encountered during his Passion of The Christ era.

In a recent heart-to-heart between the two—which can be counted pretty damned high on the list of “rooms I’d rather not be in”—Gibson allegedly told Beck that “Jewish people” had stolen a copy of The Passion and used it to attack him and “make his life hell” before the film’s release.

Okay. I realize that this is something of a mess of a scenario, but for a second, let’s go out on the thinnest of limbs and imagine that Glenn Beck is, for whatever reason, telling the truth. In that case, Mel Gibson, it’s time to take a knee.

So wait, it was a mysterious cabal of “Jewish people” who “stole your movie” that caused your troubles. By doing what, exactly? Showing it to people? Because if I recall correctly, it was the, you know, actual content of the movie that you wrote, created, directed, and released that people took issue with. Remember, that part where literal hissing, hook-nosed Jews machinate to have Jesus brutally tortured to death over what amounts to an hour and a half of Saw-style torture porn? I think it was that part that got people a little steamed at you, not so much this secret “band of Rabbis, or something” who apparently “stole” the movie. Even if this imaginary pack of roving sticky-handed clergy did exist, all you’re accusing them of doing is showing them the actual movie you made—you know, the super anti-Semitic one.

And let’s talk about the alleged “troubles” that supposed Jewish coup caused you. Tell me, what part of the $612 million that The Passion earned worldwide was particularly perilous to you? If the issue is, as you state it, that “all of a sudden”, you were a “Pariah”, well, maybe you should recall possible other reasons for that “pariah”-hood—you know, like saying Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world, or assaulting your then-girlfriend so badly you shattered her teeth, or being the sort of guy who threatens said girlfriend with being “raped by a pack of n*ggers.”

That’s really not the sort of guy people like to have at parties, bud.

But enjoy your delusion. And don’t worry! If anything goes wrong with this movie, you can just blame the Jews again. I’m sure there are enough bands of ninja movie-stealing Rabbis hiding in the eaves of your imagination to last you many years to come.

  1. #1 by joe on 09/10/2016 - 9:34

    This proves yet again how eternally prescient were the words of the conscience of the twentieth century, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, who said “For a Jew, nothing is more insulting than the truth”.
    Is it time for the 110th yet folks?

  2. #2 by duncan lucas on 09/10/2016 - 9:34

    The Forward – “its not the Jews stupid ” a classic case of propaganda diversion that Mossad would be proud of . NO ! the Jews “weren’t upset , aye right ! it was the general public and to complain of making money isnt that what Jews are born to do- -from non-Jews -Master -Slave relationship . Thats the real issue that upset the Forward Mel making money out of the Jews instead of the constant films of the “Trials +Tribulations of the Jews and repeats of WW2 just so the “cattle ” dont forget it. But forget the annual $Trillions that the US tax payer pays to Israel while US infrastructure crumbles and Vets get their medical care cut , in the US dual passport holders /Israeli national passport holders – numero uno in the US governments eyes , US citizen Joe Public —third class US citizen , the “Forward ” is keeping life backwards for non-Jews.

  3. #3 by ladybat2 on 09/10/2016 - 9:34

    Christians need to decide if they believe what their Bible says about the death of Jesus or not believe it. If they believe it then they should have the guts to support people like Mel who is doing nothing but re telling what the Bible says on the big screen. They should not sit silently by and wring their hands when Jews get their panties in a wad about an event in history that shows them in an ugly light. Either it happened or it did not happen. The end.

  4. #4 by 5 dancing shlomos on 09/10/2016 - 9:34

    only jew and jew slaves had problem with content of The Passion
    jew mouth be runnin overtime
    everybody support gibson
    boycott jewry

  5. #5 by nooralhaqiqa on 09/14/2016 - 9:34

    The writer said not one word that was worth wasting a second on. Once you have ruffled their feathers, they are always prepared to pounce at the most imaginary of slurs… let alone the truth of history!

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